When
asked why he thought this attack had
anything to do with race, the Atlanta
attorney representing Coles Mr. Cedric
Lawdog said, "Lookie Heera! That
shark wasn't just any shark. He was
a GREAT WHITE Shark! Now with a name
like that, how can this attack not be
racially motivated? This case is going
to make history. These racist KKK Great
White Sharks will learn not to mess
with the black man. We will no longer
be oppressed by their Great Whiteness."
A spokesman for the shark said: "Race
really has nothing to do with this attack,
the shark doesn't care if you are white,
black, yellow or purple. If you go into
the ocean you accept the fact that you
take certain risks. The shark was doing
things that sharks do. Plus, he (the
shark) was just being curious seeing
that he's never seen a African American
swimming in the ocean before. If he
wanted to kill Mr. Coles, he would have.
Last year, Florida reported 2 of the
7 racist fish attacks in the United
States, according to the NAACP File
at the University of Alabama.
The bite mark left by the shark was
very minor. A scratch really, however
Coles almost bled to death because no
one came to his aid after the attack.
When asked why no one in his family
tried to help him out, brother of the
victim Buck Fiddy said, "Shit,
man, ain't no way in hell I'd go into
the water after seeing some shit like
dat. Most brothas know to stay da hell
out of the water anyway. I guess his
dumb ass didn't see Jaws. Fuck it man,
he'll live. It ain't like he's been
shot. I just wanna send a shout out
to my boo Shantae and a big ups to my
boys on the corner of Reed and Stable,
sell that rock ma niggas."
When asked to comment, the shark was
quoted as saying, "Mmmm…Tastes
like chicken.".
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike |