Things are heating up this Fall Season on television! That’s right! It’s time for a whole new line of Reality Programming! Here’s a glimpse of what’s in store for us avid viewers:

The Real World: Watts

American Midol

Incest Island

Big Brother’s Little Sister In The Bathroom

Scared Straight: Ted Casablanca

10 Millionaires And A Drunk Girl

Who Wants To Marry A Convicted Sex Offender?

"The Bin Ladens”

Brown-Eye For The Queer Guy

and last, but certainly not least,

Fox’s "When Animals Attack That Asswipe From Those Dell Commercials”

Juicy, juicy, juicy! I can’t wait! Can you?

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Chance McKracken