| Wirkus
has met all three of his former wives
while surfing on the web. Wife # 1 he
came across while visiting match.com,
wife # 2 he met while visiting a divorce
support web site and the third wife
he ordered off of russianbrides.com.
When asked why he continued on this
quest for so many years, Wirkus replied,
"I love my computer, I really don't
enjoy the company of people, TV sucks
nowadays ,and hell, I have a lot of
time on my hands."
The last site Wirkus had visited was
chickenlovers.com.
"That was kind of a buzz kill for
me. I expected that site to be about
something completely different."
Wirkus said of chickenlovers.com.
Wirkus concluded, "I really wasn't
impressed by the whole internet. Yeah,
there is a lot of info and web sites
but their isn't much diversity."
Dan Wirkus now plans to count every
every star in the sky. When he finishes
with that, he will hand count every
grain of sand on the planet.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike |
