I'm really not in the mood to write a column this week. I had to get a *Lower GI today for some x-rays. If you don't like it, tough shit.
 
MY FUCKING ASS HURTS!

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* A lower GI series, or barium enema, is an x-ray test in which a white liquid, called barium, is placed into the rectum and colon through the anus to enhance x-ray pictures of the large bowel (colon). These x-rays are used to define normal and abnormal anatomy of the colon and rectum. Colon and rectal abnormalities that can be detected include diverticulosis diverticulitis, abnormal colon movement, dilation of the colon, polyps, and cancers of the colon and rectum. My Ass Hurts