| ... Even if you
have soaked the tampon in kerosene overnight.
Trust me I've tried it almost a dozen
times without success. It does
however work when you use a combination
of potassium chlorate, table sugar and
a small drop of sulfuric acid.
I like to employ my used tampons to
make "vampire soup". I got
the recipe from 'Martha Stewart's Living'-
although I use fresh basil. We
bring it down to the homeless shelter
and they lap it up! I also serve it
at slumber parties when my girlfriends
come over to watch 'Angel'. It
just makes everything so much more authentic.
After that we normally run around the
house in our bras and panties and have
tickle fights. Then we practice
our French kissing on each other.
I don't let any of the girls go down
on me during my period. They have
to settle for tonguing my brown starfish.
But my boyfriend is another story.
I like to keep my boyfriend guessing
about when I'm actually on the rag.
That way I can act completely irrational
whenever I want. He gets mad when he
goes down on me and finds out I'm having
my period. But he gets me back
by coating my vibrator with chopped
glass. Ouch!
But in spite of all of the ups and downs,
I love being a lady. Recently,
I've been trying to get pregnant by
stuffing my vagina with sperm I find
on the floor of the porno theatre behind
my house. Wish me luck, I'll keep you
posted.
Written
& Submitted by
Gary
From TSHIRTHELL.com
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