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Eagles Fan Killed After Loss

SOUTH PHILLY, PA - Eagles fan Brian Jordan was killed by a mob of angry Eagles’ fans, Sunday afternoon, after the Eagles lost to the New York Giants 21-20.
 
In a witness’ report it states that, while the Eagles’ kicker, David Akers, was lining up for a 27-yard game- winning field goal, the whole crowd got silent in anticipation for the win.
 
However, as Akers went to kick the ball, someone sneezed, and Mr. Jordan, the victim, yelled, “God Bless You!”   Akers “shanked” the ball, to the right of the goal post, and the Eagles lost the game,
 
“Akers immediately pointed at Mr. Johnson after the missed the kick,” said Sandy Eckhart of Cherry Hill New Jersey.  “He mouthed the word, ‘YOU’ and made a ‘slit-throat’ gesture with is thumb towards him.” She continued, “All of the sudden, Mr. Jordan was attacked by an angry mob. It didn’t look pretty or a painless way to go. That poor, polite man.  I’m sure he’ll be the only Eagles fan ever not go to hell.”

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When asked why he made the gesture in the direction of the fan, Akers replied, “No one else said a word.  I was expecting silence, and I hear someone scream ‘God Bless You.  As far as I’m concerned, that fucker got what he deserved.”
 
Philadelphia Mayor, John Street commented, “It is a sad situation when someone dies, especially at a sporting event.  However we are unsure if we can press charges against the fans because no one really knows who was involved.  Although we have Mr. Akers in custody we can’t charge him, because he didn’t do anything wrong. This is something we’ve all come to terms with in Philly.  It happens. Eagles fans are crazy and death is a natural thing."
 
Brian Jordan was of course unavailable for comment.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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