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Time, Hope Waning For Owner of Evil Monkey

HAMILTON, CANADA - As I write this article, time is running out for the Canadian owner of an “Evil Cursed Monkey.”
 
“We thought he was cute when we first bought him at that quaint little curiosities store. It wasn’t ‘til later that we found out it was the shop from the Friday the 13th T.V. series.”
 
You can read the story yourself at the auction site. At this point, less than two days remain in the auction and the prospects are grim. But then, nobody really cares, because the sellers are Canadian (see also “French”)

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Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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