Sparks
explained the premise of SendSomebodyAnthrax.com
to Faux-Newz. “Basically,”
he said, “Scott Ian and his boys
aren’t rockin’ quite as
hard as they used to, so they’ve
started this site for some supplemental
income. Basically, if you have a friend
who really digs Anthrax, you can place
orders here for a member of the band
to deliver a singing telegram to them.
Or, if there’s a company you’re
really pissed at, you can have one of
the guys go to that company’s
office and cause a scene until things
are fixed, or the cops come.
Just think how fun it would be to send
Anthrax to the AT&T call center,
or to plead your speeding ticket for
you in court, or as a gift to the bitch
who flunked you in ninth-grade Algebra!”
When asked if the government planned
to apologize to Sparks or Anthrax, Skinner
said, “We're almost always wrong,
but we never apologize.”
As the officials drove off, Sparks grinned
sideways and muttered, “Guess
it's time to send a little Anthrax to
the FBI.”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Nerraux
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