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Here I Am, To Fuck You Like A Hurricane

What Blows Harder and Faster than Hurricane Charlie? Governor McGreevey!

Yes, Governor McGreevey, the man who started out as Governor of New Jersey, but ended up being a queen, is going to be forced to resign.  Why?  He has misused the power of his office.

He should have used his powers to seduce an 18 year old intern in thigh high stockings, a plaid mini skirt, and a sheer linen blouse with the top three buttons undone; her black, lacy bra straining to contain her firm, young breasts.  Her red lips soft like rose petals; her white panties soaked with her sweet juices.

That's what happened to me when I clerked for Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.  But I always blamed myself.  I was asking for trouble wearing that schoolgirl outfit.  My nipples are still chafed from that bra, not to mention Sandra's clumsy groping with her thick, gnarled fingers.

Ah, but those sweet kisses...

But let's get back to McGreevey.  Does he find some sweet young thing to pump full of man paste?  No.
Instead, he used his powers to get in the pants of a middle aged Israeli guy.  A guy who spent his life dodging suicide bombers on his way to the playground, comes to New Jersey, and takes a direct hit from Governor McGreevey's flesh torpedo.

I can not imagine what Governor McGreevey was thinking.  But the fact is, that he has this power and I don't.  This is power I would KILL for, and he used it to screw some ugly fucking dude. I mean, god damn it, couldn't he at least PRETEND to want to fuck a hot chick and go down in glory?

Give his wife and kids a reason to RESPECT him.

And that is what this is all about, folks. Respect. And honor. And Gov McGreevey COULD have had of all that.

But he blew it...

Faster and harder than hurricane Charlie, which happened to devastate thousands of lives and kill scores of people. But more importantly, folks, he went out like a bitch while the rest of us men (and dykes) would kill to have his opportunity and power.  That is the real tragedy of the situation.

And now, a moment of silence for the hot chicks, if any, that died due to Hurricane Charlie. And to any young girls who were starting to sprout and show potential...

Written & Submitted by
Gary From TSHIRTHELL.com


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