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Extacy

Dear Trogdor,

I've heard of a new illegal drug called "extacy."  People from ages 13 to 30 are using it.  I would like to know what exactly it is made up of as well as what it can do to a person, physically and mentally.  It would be of great help if you could respond by Jan. 28.  I would really appreciate it.  Any information you have would be helpful as well as related web links.  Thank you. 

Sincerely,
Lester Lubow 


Lester,

"E" as the kids call it is a stimulant drug that is chemically related to mescaline and amphetamine and is used illicitly for its euphoric and hallucinogenic effects; it was formerly used in psychotherapy but in 1985 it was declared illegal in the United States; "MDMA is often used at parties because it enables party-goers to remain active for long periods of time"

For shits and giggles here are a few Googlisms I found for Extacy...

extacy is for everyone
extacy is a hot blonde with big boobs
extacy is for everyone welcome to squireville
extacy is quite challenging
extacy is like floating in a dream
extacy is what brought me out of it
extacy is a wonderful drug
extacy is all i know
extacy is hardly proper bed talk
extacy is a must
extacy is the drug of choice on this evening
extacy is e
extacy is mainly a kind of stimulant with mild psycoactive properties
extacy is an epidemic? what about greasy
extacy is know as the 'love drug'
extacy is a small pill you take that makes you basically act a reject for a night
extacy is when the sweat from your body dripped onto me and melted into my soul scaring it forever with the memory of what your skin felt like next
extacy is without a doubt a high point from the '91 scene
extacy is good with sex
extacy is like a woodoo dance a fuck is an act not a shameful crime it has been done since the dawn of time what do we do? we screw
extacy is my favorite because it contains lesbian suckers who need their pussies checked
extacy is good
extacy is all u need
extacy... i'd fuck an average brunette
extacy is the shit

A-Fucking-Men

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor


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