However, after he bought her a few drinks, she doesn't remember much of that night except waking up in an alley smelling like sardines. "I'll never get rid of that smell," she said in a 1983 interview with People Magazine.

Dubbed as the “Bay Area Rapist,” Stoddard baffled police for years with these rapes. The only modis operandi in these cases was that the victims always woke up in an alley smelling like sardines.

"There was never any real proof that we were in fact ‘rape victims’ because Mr. Stoddard is a very small man. He was always very slick and smooth and he was very fast." says Marleen Kent of San Francisco. "He could get up to the bar and be back within seconds."

A big break in the case developed when Charles Stoddard was pulled over in 1982 on the Coquihalla Highway. During a routine vehilce search, police found countless emptied bottles of a drug called Rohypnol and boxes of San Xavier brand Sardines. This is believe to be the earliest example of someone using Rohypnol as a date rape drug.

"We were lucky to get a break like that in the case", says Retired California Highway Patrol Deputy Samuel Owens.

"Had it not been for that, who knows how many times that horny little penguin would have struck?"
A spokesperson for Stoddard said in a press conference this afternoon, that his client has paid his dues to society and is not a danger to anyone.

When asked if Stoddard would return to acting, the spokesperson said that Mr. Stoddard was thinking of about returning to acting years ago however, once Danny DeVito landed the part of Oswald Cobblepot in the 1992 blockbuster hit Batman Returns, all of his hopes faded away.

Due to CGI there isn't a big need for penguin actors these days, so Mr. Stoddard is planning on getting his autobiography he wrote in prison published, and perhaps selling the rights of his story to anyone who would be interested, the spokesperson concluded.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike