AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR
ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE
A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE
INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING
Prince Achmached goes
on to say that he will give 10% of his
money to whomever helps him safely relocate
it. If you should receive this e-mail,
contact the prince with your bank information
immediately, as it is 100% legitimate
€ you can tell by the clever use of
ALL CAPS and bad grammar skills.
Fortunately, the coup
was stopped, but the prince is rightly
concerned for his safety and for the
safety of the money that is his birthright.
Citizens who sympathized with the coup
leaders are still trying to capture
and kill all involved with the royal
family. Inside the capitol city, the
citizens mourn the death of their benefactor.
After the funeral for
Suzemahnik on Tuesday, family and friends
of the deceased king are arranging a
celebration as a testament to his life.
It is said there will be a huge feast
and a three-day festival of drinking
and dancing. In the King¨s last breath
he issued his final wish.
According to many top
advisors, this wish was to ěplease [gasp],
get Djibouti on the dance floor!î
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer