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King Ibrahim Machdullah Suzemahnik of Djibouti Assassinated

DJIBOUTI, AFRICA - Today, King Ibrahim Mahdullah Suzemahnik of Djibouti, Africa was assassinated in an attempted coup by rogue military leaders. The coup itself was put down, but the King¨s son, Achmached, is apparently on the run in the wilds and in fear of his life. As the attack was being made on the palace, Prince Achmached apparently managed to use Internet banking to move $109,348,944.00 of his father¨s amassed wealth into a private bank account.

Ever since, he has been fervently e-mailing every trustworthy contact he can find. He¨s trying desperately to locate someone who can help him move the funds to America where other conspirators will not be able to touch it.

The e-mail begins, ěFIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'.

Prince

I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.î

Prince Achmached goes on to say that he will give 10% of his money to whomever helps him safely relocate it. If you should receive this e-mail, contact the prince with your bank information immediately, as it is 100% legitimate € you can tell by the clever use of ALL CAPS and bad grammar skills.

Fortunately, the coup was stopped, but the prince is rightly concerned for his safety and for the safety of the money that is his birthright. Citizens who sympathized with the coup leaders are still trying to capture and kill all involved with the royal family. Inside the capitol city, the citizens mourn the death of their benefactor.

After the funeral for Suzemahnik on Tuesday, family and friends of the deceased king are arranging a celebration as a testament to his life. It is said there will be a huge feast and a three-day festival of drinking and dancing. In the King¨s last breath he issued his final wish.

According to many top advisors, this wish was to ěplease [gasp], get Djibouti on the dance floor!î

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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