When
asked what police intend to do about
the situation, Chief Watts told our
reporters they intended to wait until
the victims dropped of exhaustion. “However,
if things get out of hand before that,
we have snipers placed around the lot
with orders to kill if they get too
unwieldy with those cans.” He
added, “I guess the commercials
were right, you really can’t stop.”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Nerraux |