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The Rave Scene Isn’t Just For The Kids

The “Rave” subculture has always been looked at with a degree of suspicion. Countless people have asked exactly what would drive someone to spend their time in underground clubs, gyrating to repetitive mind-numbing music. In order to ascertain whether our children are in danger or not, I went undercover to expose the seamy side of the rave culture. What I found may shock you.

I would like you all to meet Jim McGillis, 65-year-old raver, and an admitted user of psychedelic drugs. In a candid interview, Mr. McGillis, who goes by the name of gErito1, spoke about some of his nights of hedonism and debauchery in these underground clubs of sin.

GhostElf: Thank you so very much for granting me some time to ask you about your secret night life. What attracted you to the Rave scene?

gErito1: Well in my time, the man was always trying to stop us from swing dancing, and I really identify with the youth of today.

GhostElf: Have you ever used so-called “rave” drugs?

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Jim McGillis Raving it up

gErito1: Of course! That’s what makes the scene worth while. I remember one time, I was high on a special mixture that I came up with myself, and three girls humped my legs. It was really fun for a while, but my hip is actually plastic and eventually I had to ask them to stop.

GhostElf: What is your special mixture?

gErito1: One part X, one part special K, one part Viagra, and one part Fiber-Con.

GhostElf: Thank you for your time.

Clearly, there are lessons that can be learned from examining the life of someone like Mr. McGillis. I would like everyone to pay special attention to your children and grandparents. Encourage healthy activities like soccer and bingo, and try to discourage dancing in all forms.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
GhostElf


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