"Due
to new standards at 911 headquarters,
it is now procedure to terminate any
calls with bad language or hostile callers."
said Officer Richard Fillipini, who
was first to respond to the scene.
The victim, however, did call
back.
911 -
Good Evening and thank you for calling
911, how can I help you tonight?
Victim
- Yes, I'm sorry for
calling you a bitch. It's just... AHHHH!!
NOOO SON!! PLEASE STOP!... It's Just...
911 -
Sir, I will not accept that kind of
language from you. I will now terminate
this call.
Victim
- Wait... AHHHHH NOOOOO!!!
You fucking whore!!!
The victim called
back yet again.
911 -
Good Evening and thank you for calling
911, how can I help you tonight?
Victim
- Hello. Good evening
to you too. I was wondering if you would
AHHHHHHH!!…Be so kind to AHHHHH
NOOOOOO STOOOPPPPPP send some officers
to my residence.
911 -
Good try, sir. I am tracing this call
and I will now be dispatching the police
to your address for prank calls to 911.
Good Evening. I will now terminate this
call.
Victim
- What the hell is the
matter with you, you dumb (AHHHHH!!!)
bitch! Can't you see... NOOOOOO THE
PAIN!!!!
When police arrived to the residence
they found the 66 year old man cowering
and shaking in the far corner of his
living room. His hair was standing on
end and there were burn marks all over
his body.
On the other side of the room stood
the man’s 14 year old son, holding
what seemed to be a home made cattle
prod. The man was just out of reach
of the boy’s electrocution device.
His son apparently ran out of electrical
cord because the device was plugged
into a wall socket.
After the teenager was taken into custody,
local police performed a search on the
home and found that mostly every electrical
cord in the house had been removed from
it's original device and spliced together
to make one long extension cord.
The father was treated at a local hospital
for burns and shock and was later released.
The son, however, was admitted to the
psychiatric ward for observation.
During questioning, the youth admitted
to trying to electrocute his father
because they had a disagreement about
what cereal was purchased at the store
earlier that day. The youth wanted Frankenberry
and his father purchased Fruit &
Fiber.
The youth was also quoted as saying,
during his arrest, "I understand
my design flaws now , I ran out of cord.
Next time I will be sure to make myself
a huge battery pack so that I don't
have to depend on cords. Oh I'll get
him. He will fry for what he has done!
Fuckin' Fruit & Fiber Man!!!"
The father plans to sue 911 for their
lack of help in the situation.
911 was unavailable for comment.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike |