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Teenager In Custody For Attempt At Electrocuting Father

READING, PA - A Reading, Pennsylvania teenager was arrested yesterday after he attempted to electrocute his 66 year old father with a home made cattle prod. Police are withholding the teenagers name due to his age.

Police responded at 8:48 p.m. to this 911 call...

911 - Good Evening and thank you for calling 911, how can I help you tonight?

Victim - Yes! 911! I need the police here right away, AHHHHH.... he's doing it again, STOP IT SON, STOP IT.... AHHHHH!!

911 - Sir, calm down. What seems to be the problem?

Victim - It's my son... AHHHHH!! NOOOOOOO!!

911 - Is your son OK? What are you doing to him?

Victim -It's not me doing it, you dumb bitch! AHHHH He's...

911 - Sir, I will not accept that kind of language from you. I will now terminate this call.

Victim - Wait... AHHHHH NOOOOO!!! He's...

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Teen Pictured While Entering Cell

"Due to new standards at 911 headquarters, it is now procedure to terminate any calls with bad language or hostile callers." said Officer Richard Fillipini, who was first to respond to the scene.

The victim, however, did call back.

911 - Good Evening and thank you for calling 911, how can I help you tonight?

Victim - Yes, I'm sorry for calling you a bitch. It's just... AHHHH!! NOOO SON!! PLEASE STOP!... It's Just...

911 - Sir, I will not accept that kind of language from you. I will now terminate this call.

Victim - Wait... AHHHHH NOOOOO!!! You fucking whore!!!

The victim called back yet again.

911 - Good Evening and thank you for calling 911, how can I help you tonight?

Victim - Hello. Good evening to you too. I was wondering if you would AHHHHHHH!!…Be so kind to AHHHHH NOOOOOO STOOOPPPPPP send some officers to my residence.

911 - Good try, sir. I am tracing this call and I will now be dispatching the police to your address for prank calls to 911. Good Evening. I will now terminate this call.

Victim - What the hell is the matter with you, you dumb (AHHHHH!!!) bitch! Can't you see... NOOOOOO THE PAIN!!!!

When police arrived to the residence they found the 66 year old man cowering and shaking in the far corner of his living room. His hair was standing on end and there were burn marks all over his body.

On the other side of the room stood the man’s 14 year old son, holding what seemed to be a home made cattle prod. The man was just out of reach of the boy’s electrocution device. His son apparently ran out of electrical cord because the device was plugged into a wall socket.

After the teenager was taken into custody, local police performed a search on the home and found that mostly every electrical cord in the house had been removed from it's original device and spliced together to make one long extension cord.

The father was treated at a local hospital for burns and shock and was later released. The son, however, was admitted to the psychiatric ward for observation.

During questioning, the youth admitted to trying to electrocute his father because they had a disagreement about what cereal was purchased at the store earlier that day. The youth wanted Frankenberry and his father purchased Fruit & Fiber.

The youth was also quoted as saying, during his arrest, "I understand my design flaws now , I ran out of cord. Next time I will be sure to make myself a huge battery pack so that I don't have to depend on cords. Oh I'll get him. He will fry for what he has done! Fuckin' Fruit & Fiber Man!!!"

The father plans to sue 911 for their lack of help in the situation.

911 was unavailable for comment.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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