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Trogdor's Corner - Who Here Misses Dick?

I have to say, it's been quite some time since i've gotten my complete fill of Dick. Andy Dick, that is.
Who here is with me?

From his crazy antics as Matthew Brock on the hilarious TV show "News Radio," to his strange outlook of life on the Andy Dick show, I have to say that I miss and need more Dick.

Come on, network executives, don't you understand that what this country needs is an entertaining funny Dick?

Did any one even notice, in the summer of 2002, Dick released an album called "ANDY DICK & THE BITCHES OF THE CENTURY?" I'm embarrassed, for as much as I love DICK, that I never heard of this.

I wish they would have promoted Dick better. He's just so limp and unused now.

I say, “Fans of Dick unite and we will make this world better by demanding more Dick in our every day lives.”

We Need Dick, We Want Dick, We Love Dick... VIVA LA PENE!

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor


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