I
have to say, it's been quite some time
since i've gotten my complete fill of
Dick. Andy Dick, that is.
Who here is with me?
From his crazy antics as Matthew Brock
on the hilarious TV show "News
Radio," to his strange outlook
of life on the Andy Dick show, I have
to say that I miss and need more Dick.
Come on, network executives, don't you
understand that what this country needs
is an entertaining funny Dick?
Did any one even notice, in the summer
of 2002, Dick released an album called
"ANDY DICK & THE BITCHES OF
THE CENTURY?" I'm embarrassed,
for as much as I love DICK, that I never
heard of this.
I wish they would have promoted Dick
better. He's just so limp and unused
now.
I say, “Fans of Dick unite and
we will make this world better by demanding
more Dick in our every day lives.”
We Need Dick, We Want Dick, We Love
Dick... VIVA LA PENE!
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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