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Band Geek Kicked Out Of Band

OMAHA, NB - Parker Steward and long time school band geek was kicked out of the up and coming garage band, Alchoholcost, last week for simply being to band-geekish.
 
Bret Roberts, front man of the band, said of the move, “We’ve been searching for a musical style for a few weeks now, first we were a hard rock band, the we did Christian rock, then we switched to death metal. We just weren’t feeling our sound, man. So someone mentioned we try Ska. You know, like Reel Big Fish or Mighty Mighty Bosstones. So we did.”
 
He went on, “We knew we needed a horn section and what better place to find a horn player but in the school band? Those losers don’t have lives.  Anyway, we tried for a while and realized this style was really not for us either so we sent that little band geek packing.”
 
Steward was not available for comment, however Roberts has 117 messages on his answering machine from Steward saying the same thing”
 
“ But why did you guys kick me out? I like you guys, I thought you liked me.” The message is always finished with a soft sobbing sound.
 
Roberts said, “I never liked that fucking loser, we just needed a temporary geek and he was it. That kid really is a spaz.”

Band Geek
That Geek Steward

Alcholocost plan on releasing a demo tape before the month is over, even though they still don’t have a particular style of music.
 
“ I think we’ll try a polka/hip hop mix next. I guess we should ask that one black kid on the basketball team to join forces with us. Black = Credibilty,” concluded Roberts.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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