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Michael Jackson's "The Three R's" Music Project Finally Off the Ground

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - The king of Pop and Pedophilia, Michael Jackson, has finally gotten his "The Three R's" project off the ground earlier this week, announcing the group's first album to be due out in late November. "The Three R's" ("R" standing for "rapists") is a collaborative effort between Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, and Kobe Bryant.
 
" We just wanted to spread the joy and release that can be brought through with rape. Statutory rape, date rape, it doesn't matter, it's all good for us. It's about time rapists stopped being afraid to embrace who they are and step into the light." popular R&B singer R. Kelly says.

NBA star Kobe Bryant replied to criticism of the group in a mid-day press conference held outside his home. "I think the Bible clearly states that women and children, as well as Hebrew's, aren't people so God is clearly on our side here. Am I concerned with album sales? No, not at all. Fans of both Michael Jackson and R. Kelly continually support their work, no matter how crazy they are or underage children they've fucked, and with me bringing the mad rhyming skills, we're going to be unstoppable."

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Jackson, Kelly, & Bryant

Their first single, "I Won't Let Go", which features Peter Townshend making a special appearance playing the guitar, is planned for release
 
Tuesday of next week. The single is an enhanced CD which includes the video, "A Night with Mary-Kate and Ashley."
 
Faux-Newz was lucky enough to get a hold of Michael Jackson to ask about his hopes for the project: "I'm a fairy!"

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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