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Catholic Bishop Demoted To Priest After “Jeebus” Debacle

BOSTON, MA - Former Catholic Bishop Sean O’Mally was demoted to regular plain old priest yesterday after he referred to Jesus Christ as “Jeebus” in the 8am mass.
 
“ We would not have ordinarily have demoted a bishop in this way, however Father O’Mally refused to admit that he was incorrect in substituting ‘Jeebus’ for ‘Jesus,’” said Regional Cardinal Frank Bevelaqua.
He continued, “Father O’Mally went as far as going through the whole bible and whited out Jesus’ name and replaced it everywhere with poorly handwritten ‘Jeebuses.’ That is simply not acceptable.”

Jeebus
Former Bishop Shawn O'Mally

When asked why he chose the path of opting for “Jeebus” over “Jesus,” O’Mally said, “Look, if these goddamned boy-fuckers can’t take a joke then that’s on them. It was simply my homage to The Simpsons. I was working on that bible for years and they destroyed it. Do you know how many times the word Jesus appears?  It’s like… A LOT!”
 
O’Mally concluded, “Wait till I have the organist play Inna Godda Da Vida next week. I hope you like that, you sense-of-humor-less pricks! I really can’t wait till they are all burning in hell.”

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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