Though
many have questioned the effectiveness
of the drug, Plexium 3 sales are on
the rise.
“ It seems like it does more good than harm. I’ll take this
Flexium whatever,” says Connie Barlow, of Naperville, IL, who has no known
health problems.
Side effects listed in the ad include: Anal leakage, nausea, delirium,
hair loss, sexual problems in infants, sudden gender-switch, asphyxiation, change
of eye color, internal bleeding, external bleeding, the sudden urge to impersonate
waterfowl, vaginal deformation, violent tendencies (Puerto Rico & Samoa
only), hatred of the deaf, hives, headache, allergic reaction to self, agoraphobia,
psoriasis, reanimation of the dead, nosebleeds, and hernia. It can also
be fatal to those in a certain tax bracket
Representatives for Plufaxin, the creator of Plexium 3, were unavailable for
comment.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika |