I
really don’t personally know
this guy that is called Nerraux who
frequents thamike.com and is a staff
writer for faux-newz.com. However I
feel the need to write a short blurb
on what he is getting himself into.
Oh Nerraux, all the things you
will now be missing out on:
* Random hookups with the random skanky
drunk broad at the bar
* Waking
up and having no clue where you are or
where you got there
* Blow Jobs
* Hand Jobs
* Basically any kind of job besides the
one you have to bring money home to your
wife
* Trying to out-do your friends in crazy
endeavors
* Penis Sword fighting with your “Strange
Friend”
* Jerking off where ever you want to
in your apartment anytime you wish
* Having nothing but beer and mustard
in your fridge
* All night Sega Saturn game session
* Leaving your porn anywhere you want
* Freedom
The list goes on and on…
Here are some things you can now look
forward to:
* Long talks about feelings
* No Porn
* Food Shopping
* Holding her purse while shopping
* Turning down the 19 year old baby sitter’s
offer for a quickie
* Holidays with the retarded in-laws
* Dinner at the dinner table
* Doing anything she wants you to do
* Women always hitting on you that you’ll
never have
* Living in a female made prison
* Life as you knew it never being the
same
Again the list goes on and on.
With all these things in mind, which
I am sure he has taken into consideration,
he must really love his lady and she
must be special to get a gay-wad like
him to settle down.
Just remember Nerraux, for as wonderful
as she seems, somewhere someone got fed
up with her shit and dumped her ass.
Good luck you poor bastard, may god have
mercy on your pathetic soul.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
* Note.
I meant no disrespect to Nerraux or
his wife to be. I just felt like being
a dick. Best wishes Nerraux! |