Gerardo, 42, is
indeed unable to hold a job, having
been fired from the drive-thru window
of the Fort Laurdale Chucky Cheese this
past month for "trying to seduce
patrons with [his] Latin flavor and
grinding pelvis." Sources close
to the Gerardo camp confirm that the
former teen idol spends his days in
front of a computer at his parent's
Miami residence, looking for "Gerardo
message boards which he can infiltrate,
to impress the members that he is actually
talking to them." So far said searches
have proven fruitless.
Rivera, meanwhile, is taking a break
from his duties "revealing troop
movements" for Fox News until the
recent scandal blows over. Calls to
Mr. Rivera's private residence in Scarsdale
were not returned, and it is believed
that he is in the Caribbean trying to
persuade Billy Ocean to mount a comeback.
No word is available on any progress
that has been made in that effort.
For the time being, Mr. Rivera's duties
at Fox are being handled by Bill "Kinky"
& Submitted by
Trev Danger -
(seeking a merger with Carmen Electra)