Tanner, 48, was acquitted of murdering his wife Emily in 1995 when he proved that he couldn't have committed the murder due to his being out of town with mistress Louanne Jenkins. Tanner founded his group in the wake of his own trial and that of fellow "alleged wife killer" O.J. Simpson, who didn't cheat on his wife but was nonetheless put on trial for her murder.

Reflecting on that case, Tanner said, "Eight years ago, the jury got it right. O.J. was technically not eligible to join our brotherhood due to no concrete evidence of any infidelity, but we accepted him anyway because he was accused of killing Nicole [Brown Simpson]. And besides, he beat his wife, which is almost as bad as cheating on her."

Tanner is not the only one outraged by the guilty verdict; The National Man-Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) has thrown its weight behind the Peterson legal team in the sentencing phase. NAMBLA, while nominally not concerned with adultery per se, says that Peterson "is being persecuted for something he probably didn't commit. Of course, we would prefer it if he'd been cheating on his wife with a twelve-year old boy, as that would help his case, but such are the facts." [Quote from NAMBLA spokesman and RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie]

Peterson's sentencing phase, to be held the week of November 22, is expected to determine whether he will face life imprisonment or the death penalty. Pro-adultery forces are watching the court closely to determine whether any anti-murder or anti-adultery prejudices may influence the jury's decision.

"We'll be there for Scott no matter what," Tanner told this reporter. "If Scott Peterson can go to jail or die for murdering his wife, then no one is safe. We think it's every American man's right to cheat on, then murder, their wives, if they just don't want the burden anymore. Or if they don't like fatties."

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