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Painting Not Worth 1,000 Words

Yesterday's trip to the art gallery was somewhat upsetting for art connoisseur Mary Gamble. "I saw some great pieces, many of which were worth anywhere from 1000 to possibly 2000 words, but there was this one...," she expounded while wincing as if she were getting her ear tugged on by an older man. As this reporter let go of her ear Ms. Gamble continued, "It was a painting of a woman sitting at a table reading a novel, but I don't know which novel exactly, frankly, she may have just been sitting there, looking... longingly, well, actually I don't know exactly."

She went on to say that there was "no way in hell that picture was worth 1000 words."

Shitty Art
Organism In The World -
Worth Only About 300 Words

The picture in question was a print of Pierre Marc-LeDoux-Francois' infamous "Organism in the World," a popular print, no doubt, but not worth its weight in vernacular. I would say, um, 300, but that's being pretty generous," added Ms. Gamble. When asked, other passers by shrugged, sneered, then carried on walking, as if to have 200 year-old oak trees inserted into their anal cavities.

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