HARLEM, NY - Manhattan- Presidential candidate and activist Rev. Al Sharpton released a list of the top anti-black AmericansMonday that includes over 290 million names. The list "Has been compiled over the last several years after painstaking research into the racial politics of millions of individuals" said a spokesman for the Sharpton campaign.
 
According to the Reverends list, there are only 47 Americans who are actually pro-black. These include The Reverend Sharpton himself, actor Denzel Washington, and Barry Williams, the former child star who played Greg Brady on the well received sitcom 'The Brady Bunch'. "It's a great honor to be on this very short list with many other great Americans" said Williams during a phone interview from Los Angeles.
 
Many people included on the so-called "Blacklist" are not amused "It is an outrage!!! I am most certainly NOT anti-black!!!", boomed Kweisi Mfume, president of the noted political/social organization The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, or N.A.A.C.P. at a press conference; "I am a staunch and active champion of the black race and to be included on such a list is ridiculous, even for Al Sharpton!!".  Mfume is #4 on the Blacklist, right after controversial former congressman David Duke, former KKK leader and white supremacist Don Black and, strangely, Los Angeles Lakers head coach Phil Jackson.