When
asked about the procedure, Dr. Barnum
replied, “A gaydectomy is a dangerous
operation. Many things can go
wrong. The subject may become
too acutely gay, or even fall under
the gaydar, into what we at St. Barth’s
call ‘butch’ or ‘rough
trade.’ A subject like Kressley
would not want that. We managed
to find a happy medium. Gay as
a three-dollar-bill, but not so shrill
that you want to kill him with a hammer.”
Carson Kressley has been listed as in
fabulous condition.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika |