Faux-Newz
Now...
More Than Ever Before.
By thamike.com
C1
Man Sues RIAA

This weekend a lawsuit was filed against the Recording Industry Association of America by a 21 year old Indiana man. Apparently the multi-billion dollar lawsuit was pushed forward by the man, a Mr. Jon Reed, who took out a second mortgage on his house to finance the lengthy legal battle.
 
From the public rallies conducted outside the home of Mr. Reed, the public seems to be standing with him on this front. The judge for the case has also been assigned and had this to say:

"In the matter of Jon Reed vs. the RIAA, I don't know if the man has any legal ground to stand on. I mean, I don't know if you can be charged for ermm... Let's see, what was that again? Oh yes, 'Being huge fucking dickheads.' I'll do my damndest to be fair to these uppity pricks, though."

Written & Submitted by
Ace T'Ken

Reed
Reed (Center) Discussing
Lawsuit With Attorney Samuel
Smith (Left) & Former
President Clinton (Right)

© 2004 faux-newz.com - Fabricated News For The Less Than Holy!
Terms of Service: All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners.
Text comments posted on Tha Mike may not be reposted or broadcasted without mentioning faux-newz.com as the source.
C2
   
C4 C3