I just wanted to let you know that I
am sick and tired of living in this
shit hole you call a apartment building.
Every time I call you to fix something
you never come on time, or at all. When
you do, there is always something missing
from my apartment. I can’t take
any of this anymore!
Every time I flush the toilet it overflows
When the people upstairs flush their
toilet, their shit comes out of my kitchen
The lights blink on and off all the
The duct tape you put around the shower
head is growing a bubble
The fridge hasn’t worked in months,
and the stench of rotting food is disgusting
Windows everywhere are broken and covered
You never told that guy next door to
stop using his chainsaw at 4 in the
morning while screaming bloody murder.
Look Fuckface, I can go on and on with
all the problems around here. The only
reason I stay is because you duped me
into a 2 year lease, and if I break
it I can’t get back my $1,500
I’m just letting you know that
the next time I see you, I’m
punching your green and rotted teeth
down your throat. Then I’m going
to rip out your spinal cord and beat
what little life you have left in you
out with it.
After I do all that, I’m going
to drink a beer, have a smoke and let
the nice people with the white coats
come and take me away. I won’t
fight them, because I will have finally
found inner peace and true happiness
because you’ll be worm food, you
ugly smelly sheep-fucker.
I despise you. I wish nothing
but misery, death,and unhappiness for
you and your family.
Oh yeah, where the hell is my fucking
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer