Due to a terrorist attack planned to occur sometime before November 2nd, The Bush administration has postponed the elections indefinitely...

n recent months since being named the Democratic nominee for the next presidential election John Kerry has recently admitted that he feels bad for calling President Bush many things, but not the one thing he should have all along...

his week, President Bush's re-election campaign announced that it would be taking a two week hiatus for "urgent administrative issues." Sources inside the White House state that the real reason for the campaign lapse has more to do with personal matters...

President George W. Bush is in stable condition after an apparent mishap while playing with a loaded pistol in the Oval Office...

The Devil was overheard saying to his advisors earlier this week that he has enjoyed sitting back and watching the world burn to ashes without any of his will being imposed on the human race.Satan said, "With Bush In Office, My Job Has Never Been Easier! I now find myself with so much free time. I've been able to do things I haven't been able to do for years."...