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Mark Wahlberg Hospitalized After Fence Scaling Accident

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Actor Mark Wahlberg, known for his roles in Planet Of The Apes, The Italian Job, Fear, The Perfect Storm and Boogie Nights was admitted into Cedars-Sinai Hospital earlier this week.
 
Wahlberg was injured on the set of his new movie, Jail Break, while scaling a fence for a scene in the movie.
 
“It is well known that Mr. Wahlberg loves to perform his own stunts. He actually insists on it,”  said Jermain Socco, Wahlberg’s Agent.
 
He went on, “Mark will be fine, the doctors said the injury is not very serious. He should return to the set in a week or two.”
 
Resident Doctor, Dr. Ramadan Vrokib,  who tended to Wahlberg upon his admission to the hospital, explained the accident.
 
“Mr Wahlberg was scaling a fence in the prison break scene and while he was going over the top of it, he slipped and impaled his genitals on the top of the fence. We had to give Mr. Wahlberg a few stitches and minus the soreness to his testes and pride, he will be fine.”

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He finished, “Thankfully Mr. Wahlberg is clean shaven so we didn’t have to waste any time with that. Hence his fun sack was saved.”
 
When asked for comment, comedian and co-star Dave Chappelle said of the accident,  “When the accident happened, I already scaled the fence and was running away, but apparently he slipped. I never heard a man scream like a woman as much as he did.”
 
While walking away, Chappelle yelled., “I guess you could say Marky Mark tore his Funky Bunch. HA!”

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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