The photographer, who wishes to remain anonymous, said, “I had actually been studying the movements of mountain lions among the Hollywood Hills.  I heard a strange noise, and when I realized what I was witnessing, I just had to keep filming. It was like spotting Bigfoot or something!”
 
“It was truly fascinating,” added the photographer.
 
Though Hilton Sister mating rituals have not been previously known to involve another female, the new footage has sparked curiosity among zoologists.
 
The species, who’s scientific name is Hiltonis Sisterus, is part of the sub-genus Hollywoodus Socialiticus Vampirae, a genus found only in California.  Though many studies have been performed on this fascinating species, not much has been determined.
 
“Hiltonis Sisterus is truly a remarkable group of beasts,” said Dr. Crawley. “Despite constant activity and a high energy level, their diet seems to consist entirely of Cristal Brut Rose and Hydrocodone.”
 
Since the release of the footage, nature photographers, both amateur and professional, have been flocking to Hollywood to get a good look at the beasts.
 
“This has definitely peaked my curiosity,” says Dr. Crawley. “Because of the stir this video has caused in the science world, I expect that even more footage will arise in the near future.”

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika