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We at Faux-Newz have received
details of a planned spin-off
of the hit series “Joe
Millionaire.” A Fox employee
(whose identity we cannot reveal,
but let's call him Filthy McDouchemouth,
divulged the details to us for
a delicate sum: Not kicking
his ass.
“Here's the idea,”
says Filthy McDouchemouth, “Instead
of going through all the trouble
of making some pauper into a
millionaire and then have strange
women court him, we just promise
twelve women two-hundred dollars
to gobble his knob! Then, and
this is the beautiful part,
we don't pay them a fucking
dime. It stays true to the form
of Joe Millionaire, but cuts
right to the point: These women
are whores that are only interested
in money, and it's pure entertainment
to NOT give it to them.”
The show will be entitled “Joe
Blow.” Look for it, Fall
2004 only on Fox.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Michael