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Faux-Newz EXCLUSIVE - Joe Millionaire Spin-Off Details

Faux-Newz OFFICES - We at Faux-Newz have received details of a planned spin-off of the hit series “Joe Millionaire.” A Fox employee (whose identity we cannot reveal, but let's call him Filthy McDouchemouth, divulged the details to us for a delicate sum: Not kicking his ass.
 
“Here's the idea,” says Filthy McDouchemouth, “Instead of going through all the trouble of making some pauper into a millionaire and then have strange women court him, we just promise twelve women two-hundred dollars to gobble his knob! Then, and this is the beautiful part, we don't pay them a fucking dime. It stays true to the form of Joe Millionaire, but cuts right to the point: These women are whores that are only interested in money, and it's pure entertainment to NOT give it to them.”
 
The show will be entitled “Joe Blow.” Look for it, Fall 2004 only on Fox.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Michael

Wigger
Women Ready For Some Knob Gobbling

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