“It's
a half-hour television show starring
Catherine as the lady with the log.
Her husband has been killed in a forest
fire and his ashes are on the mantelpiece,
with his pipes and his sock hat. He
was a woodsman. But the fireplace is
completely boarded up. Because she now
is very afraid of fire. And she has
a small child, but she doesn't drive,
so she takes cabs. And each show would
start with her making a phone call to
some expert in one of the many fields
of knowledge. Maybe on this particular
day she calls a dentist, but she makes
the appointment for her log. And the
log goes in the dental chair and gets
a little bib and chain and the dentist
X-rays the log for cavities, goes through
the whole thing, and the son is also
there. Because she is teaching her son
through his observations of what the
log is going through. And then sometimes
they go to a diner and they never get
to where they're going.”
This reporter couldn't make that shit
up if he tried, folks.
Lynch's fans have long celebrated the
director. The president of the David
Lynch Fan Association had this to say:
“The less... intelligent may say
that the man has no talent. To them,
I simply say 'I am really, really smart
and not at all pretentious. At all...
Seriously.' Stop laughing at me!”
Written
& Submitted by
Ace T'Ken
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Editor’s note: I don’t even
think this should be printed. ***
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