President
Bush explained the plan while meeting
with the proposed new puppets–er–um–leaders
of Iraq II. “If we can’t
bomb ‘em, we’ll food-poison
them and give them Hepatitis A. Then
all we have to do is set units at the
hospitals and wait for them to come
rolling in,” announced Bush. “These
places have a long track record of leaving
people sicker than the night after a
ménage-a-trois with Pamela Anderson
and Madonna.”
When asked how he planned to lure suspected
al Qaeda members to the new restaurants,
Bush refused to get specific but mentioned
an aggressive marketing campaign including
billboards in the desert and commercials
announcing specials on margaritas
on
Al Jazeera, Iraqi TV
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Nerraux
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