I tried to move on with my day, but the thought kept popping into my head. I hardly got anything accomplished and I couldn’t sleep that night. The thought was still there in the morning and that next day and a week later. I was driving myself crazy over David Blaine. What the hell is wrong with me?

Finally, one night, out of nowhere, it hit me. I know where I’ve seen him before!!!  If you remove the beard and turban, you can clearly see that David Blaine is the newest disguise for Osama Bin Laden.

Take note of that crazy look in his eyes. The way he talks slow and without emotion. The way he mesmerizes people with his actions. The way he can disappear without anyone knowing where he is.

I cannot help but wonder what you are up to, Osama. Is this newest disguise a way to hide from the rest of the world as you plan for another terrorist attack?

Perhaps you realized that terrorism isn’t the way to go and you just decided to get into the magic business. Or is it that you are just so afraid for your life, that this is your last resort to hide from your would be assassins?

It does make complete sense now, the fact that “David Blaine” sat in a block of ice for a few days, or sat in that box without anything for that whole time. It is nothing compared to the way Osama had to have lived in his caves.

Hell, these stunts are almost second hand to Bin Laden and his Satan-like ways.

I hope that this letter opens the eyes to everyone in the world and it blows the cover for that clever, yet cunning devil.

You probably would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for a compulsive thinker such as myself. I know that certain other writers have written stories about Bin Laden & Hussein, however I think that’s all fabricated. I truly feel I am right on this one.

Damn you to hell, Osama Bin Laden. I just wonder who Saddam Hussein is posing as these days.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike