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California Pulls Ahead Of Florida With Desperate Ploy

SAN DIEGO, CA - For years, fierce competition has raged between California and Florida. Both are sunny vacation states. Both have a steady influx of immigrants from the south. Both have Disney theme parks. Both have an immense trove of illegal drugs, gang violence, and are favorite locations for television shows and movies.
 
However, in recent years, competition has grown more intense. Florida made a bold move by electing a governor whose stupidity, criminal history and lack of leadership skill trumped the best efforts of any state to date. The people then followed this up with taking the responsibility for the debauchery that was the last Presidential election. This was the double-whammy that would forever tilt the scale in Florida's favor. Or so we thought. Not to be outdone, California answered with a well-crafted recall election debacle that consumed the country with its foolishness for months, and months, and months.
 
Once again in a lock, Florida sought comfort in its proudest refuge - homosexuality. Sure California has San Francisco, but Florida's Key West is world renowned for being the gayest place on the planet. But recently, California put forth a bold initiative to take this one back.

Fire-Fag

"Oh yeah, all of Southern California is flaming, and it's spreading as fast as the wind can push it," comments Lester Fabian, leader of an all male and bull dike group known as "The Firemen."   Fabian's crew isn't the only delegation, either. Firemen groups are streaming from every surrounding state to take part in the "flaming" of California.
 
"So far the flaming has consumed an area the size of Rhode Island, and the only thing that slows the spread is to 'set fire' to untouched-'virgin' if you will-areas and 'blow the flames' in the right direction," adds Fabian.
 
At the moment, it looks as if there will be no stopping this force. And Florida sees no hope of overcoming this flaming tide. The Governor's council is busy throwing around ideas of how to fight back. So far, the only idea has been to somehow convert the entire elderly population to homosexuality. Stay tuned to Faux-Newz for further developments.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Nerraux


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