"Oh
yeah, all of Southern California is
flaming, and it's spreading as fast
as the wind can push it," comments
Lester Fabian, leader of an all male
and bull dike group known as "The
Firemen." Fabian's
crew isn't the only delegation, either.
Firemen groups are streaming from every
surrounding state to take part in the
"flaming" of California.
"So far the flaming has consumed
an area the size of Rhode Island, and
the only thing that slows the spread
is to 'set fire' to untouched-'virgin'
if you will-areas and 'blow the flames'
in the right direction," adds Fabian.
At the moment, it looks as if there
will be no stopping this force. And
Florida sees no hope of overcoming this
flaming tide. The Governor's council
is busy throwing around ideas of how
to fight back. So far, the only idea
has been to somehow convert the entire
elderly population to homosexuality.
Stay tuned to Faux-Newz for further
developments.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Nerraux
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