Italian
government employees customarily take
a four-to-five hour lunch break, while
the protest lasted for only three hours.
As a result, several million workers
returned from their mid-day breaks up
to two hours early. The extra man-hours
resulted in increased production, near-perfect
train and bus schedules, and the surprise
eviction and deportation of rocker Sting
from the Tuscany region, which annoyed
locals thought would take several more
years to effect.
A spokesman for the U.I.O.I.M.L.D.S.R.O.L.
has stated that plans for another protest
will include at least a five-to-six
hour worker's strike, which will have
to be spread over several days to accommodate
the actual work hours to be abandoned.
"We will not be ignored!!! Again."
said the spokesman.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tom Cox |