Although
Sauer has no choice on who grabs her
off waivers, she is entitled to take
all her shit and get the fuck out.
When contacted by Faux-Newz, Richardson's
spokesman Mark Sanders said: "The
waiver procedure is a confidential procedure,
and we're prohibited from commenting
on it. We're not permitted to say why
Ms. Sauer was placed on waivers."
A phone message left by the Faux-Newz
for Sauer's agent, Stacy Fair, was not
immediately returned.
Under the waivers, which exist for a
48-hour period that expires Tuesday
at 1 p.m. ET, Richardson would not be
able to counter a claim by another male
caller, thus losing Sauer. In that case,
Richardson would also not be responsible
for remaining items & bills Sauer
would leave behind.
Even if another guy does not claim Sauer
off of waivers, Richardson has essentially
sent out the signal that he is willing
to deal Sauer, which could lead to future
trade talks.
If no one claims Sauer by the deadline
Thursday, she will most likely remain
with Richardson for the time being.
When asked why he put Sauer on waivers
and didn't just break up with her. Richardson
said, "The bitch just doesn't get
the picture, I've tried to break up
with her nicely and she just won't leave.
I've cheated on her by sleeping with
her mom, killed her iguana and moved
her things out on the lawn. She just
doesn't get it. Somehow she always weasels
her way back in. Maybe this will work.
Who knows?"
Sauer was unavailable for comment.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
* Waivers -
(1.) Intentional relinquishment of a right,
claim, or privilege.
(2.) Permission for a professional athletic
club to assign a player to the minor
leagues or release a player from
the club, granted only after all other
clubs have been given the opportunity
to claim the player and have not
done
so.
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