JACKSONVILLE, FL - Local 32-year-old Patricia Smith was found guilty today of false advertising when it was proven that her ass was not "bootylicious" in the slightest even though her pants boasted otherwise. Smith's attorney, Samuel Levenstein, stuck by his case that Smith does indeed have some good junk in the trunk. Levenstein had this to say about the case, "We plan to appeal. I feel the judge ruled against my client simply because he was not ready for that jelly. My client has a superb badonkadonk, and we will be able to prove it."

Smith's case was brought to the attention of the state after Luke Fallor took Smith home with him on February 23 of this year. Fallor claims,