"I always knew
there was no Ohio,"actress Susan Sarandon
told reporters. "I have met girls who
claim to have just moved from Ohio,
but I always thought they were up to
something. In Hollywood, people from
so-called Ohio come and go. That bottle
blond hair and those beady little eyes
digging for secrets. It's a government
plot."All calls to Ohio were not answered
or returned.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika
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