One
local man stated, "The birds and
fish are washing up on the beach pre-marinated!
This is an incredibly delicious disaster!
You haven't lived until you've had barbecued
dolphin. You know, we should spill oil
and barbecue sauce, light that whole
area of the ocean on fire, and the birds
would wash up fully-cooked!" Citing
the great success of the accidental
barbecue spill, Heinz has future plans
for barbecue spills in Virginia Beach,
Atlantic City, Los Angeles and several
other major beach towns.
Written
by
Faux-Newz
Staff
Writer
Lee
Camp
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