WASHINGTON,
D.C. - Despite
recent media reports that President
Bush was doing too little to
ease the suffering of the tsunami
survivors, Faux Newz has uncovered
strong proof to the contrary.
Sources have faxed to us copies
of the Presidential Visa statement,
clearly showing that within
a mere 10 hours, relief was
speeding it's way East at the
President's order. The day after
the dreaded event, the President's
advisors woke him up at 12 PM—a
full 2 hours before his normal
rousing—and upon hearing
the news, Mr. Bush ordered both
a Pick-Me-Up Bouquet and a fruit
basket sent "TO: People
over by Iraq that got hit by
that big wave."
This clearly shows that, not
only was the President's reaction
speed well beyond reproach,
but also the size of his gift
was well beyond that reported
by the liberal pinko bastards
in the media.