Faux-Newz Editor "The Editor",
between editing one article and editing
another had this editorial advice for
Cox: "Try more illicit sex with
hookers and other high-risk types. Try
stealing some expensive stuff. Try punching
some cops or something. What you need
is to shake up your secure little world,
loosen up the brain a bit. At least
get yourself good and drunk. And stop
fucking whining about you writer's block,
while you're at it. Now BEAT IT!! I've
got editing to do here, jerkass!"
Cox, while skulking away from his editor's
office was heard to say: "You're
just pissed because you have a small
dick and my enormous hog makes it necessary
to have specially tailored pants. I
put this rag where it is today, and
I'll tear it back down to a miniscule
internet presence if you mess with me!!!!"
Fortunately, Mr. Cox has several outlets
for his massive creativity including
playing lead oboe on tour with Canadian
superstar Bryan Adams, his position
as Head of Oncology at Johns Hopkins,
and the regular hot dates he has with
Fetish Goddess Midori, which his wife
is totally cool about.
"I'll be back, you can make book
on that. Get it? Make book! HA HA HA
HA!!! It's writer's-block joke!"
At the very least, we can thank the
Maker that Tom Cox has his award winning
sense of humor to fall back on.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tom Cox
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