He added, “I
even have a bald eagle costume made
to fit my proportions.”
There is a rumor going around the Hill
that Colin Powell, and Tom Ridge may
join Mr. Ashcroft as a song and dance
ensemble, but close sources to Mr. Powell
have said that there has been conflict
among the troupe because Powell would
like to personalize his resignation
with his own interpretive dance instead
of having a uniform format. Ashcroft
demurred to questions on the topic.
“I won’t confirm the existence
of an ensemble per se, but the American
people might have a pleasant surprise
headed their way come January,”
he said with his trademark warm smile
and glint in his eye.
He then did a Fred Astaire-esque dance
up the Capitol steps, winking back at
reporters before he vanished within.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer & White
House Correspondent
Russell Paika
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