ITEM! In the wake
of last week’s violent fiasco,
the Detroit Pistons have been sent to
Iraq! Goooooo Pistons!
ITEM! Loser presidential candidate John
F. Kerry has overdosed on the same tanning
lotion that Jessica Simpson has and
is also hospitalized. No word
on what tawdry affair is going on between
the two lovebirds! Could there
be a little Simpson-Kerry in the future!
Tune in next month for more McKracken!
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Chance McKracken, Style Editor
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