I've been trying to settle on a December holiday to celebrate seeing that I think Christmas is a corporate made monster and there in nothing about it that shows me any kind of love or peace for all of man kind.
 
Then I tried celebrating Chanuka, that was fun for a while but I couldn't stand being around all those rich snobby Jews all the time. Plus, I only liked it for the presents for 8 straight nights.
 
Finally I've came across Kwanzaa.
 
Kwanzaa is, an African American and Pan-African holiday celebrated by millions throughout the world African community, Kwanzaa brings a cultural message which speaks to the best of what it means to be African and human in the fullest sense. Given the profound significance Kwanzaa has for African Americans and indeed, the world African community, it is imperative that an authoritative source and site be made available to give an accurate and expansive account of its origins, concepts, values, symbols and practice.
 
Plus it has 7 days of presents.
 
Now I have to be honest, I am not African American or Pan African, I don't even know what the hell Pan African is.
 
However just because I am white doesn't mean I can't celebrate Kwanzaa with my black brothers. By me not being able to celebrate goes against everything Kwanzaa stands for.
 
As the old Kwanzaa saying goes, "We're all pink on the inside."
 
Basically I'll stick with Kwanzaa for a while. I am however still looking into starting my own church of the Festivus.
 
That would be interesting.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor