Coalition
forces brought the two suspects to their
command center in Baghdad. Civil
Administrator L. Paul Bremer interrogated
the two men upon their arrival.
“Muhama identified himself right
away as an Al-Qaeda operative,”
Bremer told reporters. “But
the sheep would not say a word.
We had to cook up his hind legs and
eat them in front of him before he gave
himself up.”
The two men are suspects in a number
of attacks on coalition forces and other
US interests all over the Middle East.
They have evaded troops by getting away
on Tonti's motorcycle.
“That sheep is one hell of a driver,”
Bremer said. “But let's see him
drive after we ate his hind legs with
mashed potatoes and asparagus, and some
peach cobbler and ice cream for dessert.”
The two are now being sent to Guantanamo
Bay where they await further interrogation
by hungry military men. Osama Bin Laden
is still at large.
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