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By thamike.com
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I send out a big fuck you to all those people out there with small or minimal bank accounts who claim they are happy. I send out a bigger fuck you to those with substancial nest eggs.

The expression "Money Can't Buy Happiness" was inveted by some loser without any money saying it to make him or her self feel better for their pathetic existance.

Perhaps it's not money itself that i think can make you happy, however having the money makes it easier to live your life and it takes that excess burden of money problems off your shoulders.

Take Tiger Woods for instance. He just recently got engaged to his Swedish or Norwegian (i don't remember) model girlfriend of two years.

Do you think that if he was some chigger living on the streets of Hollis Queens he would ever have a chance in hell with a chick like this?

Hell No!

I have such a hatred and disdain for people with money. I get even more frustrated when they cry about the pressures of having money.

If I was rich, I would know exactly what I needed to do to make me happy.

I would keep enough money around to make sure I had no financial headaches, I would make sure my family and friends were comfortable in their lives financially and I would donate the rest to whatever I could to make some others in better situations. For example orphans, disabled veterans, et cetra.

If murder was legal, the bodies of the rich who do nothing for society except rape it to make them have more money they don't need would begin to pile.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor


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