Turducken
- A Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey has
been targeted by health conscience groups
as a potential killer over the past
few months.
Nannette Simmons of the T.W.O.A (Turducken
Widows Of America) was quoted as saying,
"After the recent rise of heart
attacks around Thanksgiving and Christmas
the past two years, we feel it is the
FDA's moral and civic duty to make sure
that Turducken has the proper warnings
and listings about it being unhealthy
for the Thanksgiving consumer. Far too
many of us have lost our husbands to
this dangerous concoction."
After being asked whether the other
foods served at the holidays could be
a factor as well, Simmons responded,
"No No, the other foods present
at a typical holiday feast are not a
risk at all. C'mon, when was the last
time you heard that Sweet Potatoes,
Pumpkin Pie or Egg Nog were fattening
or bad for you? We don't feel that our
husbands died from eating things like
this on a daily basis or the fact that
they were 200 pounds overweight. We
blame the Turducken!"
"An investigation is planned to
begin immediately on this Turducken
fiasco," says FDA spokesperson
Rodney Celmer. Results from this investigation
should be released some time next year.
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Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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