Man Brags About Shitty Geocities Website

“Come here quickly, friend,” beckoned Trevor.
 
“I just finished my Geocities website, so now I’m taking the under construction graphic off , I can’t wait until the traffic counter goes off the scale for my poetry page!!!” he gleamed.
 
“I’m trying to find the right color scheme for the about me page , but thats just a small detail I can work it out later,” Trevor said softly and seductively.
 
He took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. “Boy this is hard work , now I know how Bill Gates feels!”

Teens Become Fascinated With Garbage

"Wow look at that dog shit!", remarked David.

"Fuck, look at that maggot infested hamburger", exclaimed Julia.

David and Julia are just two teenagers of millions caught up in the latest fad that is sweeping the nation - looking through other people's garbage.

"I wonder what kind of dog made that shit. It's so facinating and mysterious!", giggled David.

"Maybe the person didn't want to eat that hamburger. Were they sad? What were they feeling inside their heart? It's so poetic", cried Julia.

Man Forgets Where He Is

Mark Ferns (right) , a 3rd year Computer Engineering student and avid party-goer , realized Saturday morning at around 5am that he had no idea where he was or who this strange man was on his shoulder.
 
The last thing he could remember was accepting a GHB-laced rum & coke from some strange man.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Gung-Ho About New Movie Role

LOS ANGELES, CA - Blockbuster Actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will play Pfc. Jessica Lynch when the former PoW's story comes to the small screen.
 
A spokesman for Schwarzenegger's agent confirmed Wednesday that he has been chosen to play America's latest sweetheart. Lynch was captured during the war in Iraq, and later rescued.